Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Brussels - Automobile Clubs ..... 18June08

Sports Utility Vehicles:

The Brussels SUV & 4x4 club My Truck is My Castle, which has been one of the main targets of action by environmental and local residents NGOs concerning the problems of air pollution and climate change last week publicly acknowledged that cars driven by its members may have some sort of environmental and health impact.

The newly elected president of the club told journalists that the club board informed its members that appropriate action was now necessary and that it would come in form of a sticker that will have to be put on the back of members' SUVs and 4x4s. According to membership rules members must comply with such requirements or face exclusion from the club.

The new club rule will teake effect on 1 July, but Planet Lasse can reveal that the club president's SUV already sports the new sticker.




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Monday, 16 June 2008

Brussels - Parking ..... 16June08

Policy Innovation:

The Brussels police authority today made public its opinion on and proposed solution for the infamous problem of lack of parking spaces in Brussels. The objective is to drastically improve the lives and mental states of the fundamentally disillusioned and occasionally even deeply depressed car owners.

A spokeswoman for the authority explained that real-time problems required real-time solutions. Such solutions, she went on to emphasise, needed to be innovative and flexible. In 21st century Brussels a police approach based only on enforcing traditional parking rules was not appropriate and sufficient anymore, nor was the communal one focusing only on areas of paid parking in order to balance the budgets of creche, school, sports and environmental policies.

Journalists were told at an open air press conference organised next to a police logistics building in Ixelles that the police authority recently concluded successfully a pilot project in the Ixelles Commune and had already entered in discussions with other public authorities to evaluate the project results and eventually follow the example of the police authority.

At the end of the press conference pictures of the project were shown to clarify exactly how the police authority was innovatively producing real-time parking solutions. The spokeswoman elaborated that in front of many police buildings pavements were extraordinarily spacious despite not serving any purpose. Therefore car owners would from today onwards be permitted to park on these pavements.

Asked by journalists as to whether this new approach was not condemmed by pedestrians, specifically parents with prams, wheel chair users and elderly people with walking aids and shopping bags on wheels the spokeswoman brushed aside complaints and criticism as unfounded and conservative even from a 20th century perspective adding that technically speaking most of these traffic participants would be on wheels or using wheels and therefore should use the streets and not the pavements.





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Monday, 2 June 2008

Brussels - Sports ..... 2June08

Euro 2008:

Local neighbourhood committees successfully lobbied Ixelles commune authorities in view of the June 2008 European Football Championship that will take place in Austria and Switzerland. After months of petitions and demonstrations by and subsequent discussions and negotiations with committees' representatives the authorities decided to permit small-scale TV screenings on the pavements of Ixelles. Local residents will have to organise the necessary equipment and facilities.

A spokeswoman for one of the neighbourhood committees expressed her delight emphasising that this was a great day for Ixelles, because locals will now have not only the chance to enjoy Euro 2008 in open-air style but also another formidable possibility to prove wrong all those many critics, pessimists, and fatalists that constantly and falsely claim that Brussels communes and neighbourhoods are not much more than grey and dirty places of wasteland-like anonymity, die-hard egoism, and pure darwinism. Instead, the football screenings will be joyful fiestas showing that Ixelles neighbourhoods are tight webs of togetherness, friendliness, and mutual respect and support. The committees started making plans 7 months ago, she added, and have already begun setting up fully-equipped screening areas.

Planet Lasse was invited to visit and test some of these and was impressed: in addition to TV sets also sofas, mattresses, and big fridges with chilled drinks have been provided for.






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