Massive public protests have erupted yesterday across Belgium after the Belgian king accepted the resignation of prime minister Yves Leterme and appointed cardinal Pius Keusniet-Deugniet to lead the federal government until the next federal elections, which will be held in November 2017.
Reason and cause of the widespread protests was the first new law that the new government introduced only hours after they took power. The prime minister, during his first press conference, identified as the main problem of Belgian society, including the political establishment, a lack of moral strength and good public behaviour.
To stem the drift towards ever more anti-social behaviour, Keusniet-Deugniet explained, the new law would make it a federal crime for citizens to challenge the public order by behaving immorally, recklessly, and disrespectfully, which included, above all, all kinds of intimate exchanges. As is the case with fruit beer and crack use, scientific studies have proven that there was a direct link between public kissing and formula one style pornographic nazi orgies, the Cardinal insisted.
Planet Lasse can confirm that the protests, which have been particularly strong in Brussels, have seen the pelting of churches and government buildings with condoms and playboy magazines, the hacking of government websites, and in-disguise public re-acting of scenes from avant-garde films, such as 9 ½ Weeks, Wild Orchid, and Emmanuelle. Protesters told Planet Lasse that their actions would continue to intensify until the law was withdrawn.
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